futcher

next , what will happen.

what will happen in the futcher

by hiyaaaa! July 25, 2023

furchy

Fat churchy. This is a religious Karen who is also fat while screaming about their obscure version of the bible.

Margaret Perrin was the furchy on that episode of Trading Spouses embarrassing her whole family.

by String Theory Sally December 16, 2023

Futchcon

a metaphorical convention for futches, typically used to kindly poke fun at non-lesbians wearing outfits that resemble those of a futch lesbian

derived from the term “futch convention” originating from k-pop stan twitter before being shortened to “futchcon” on ella purnell stan twitter

other spellings include “futch convention”, “futch con”, and “futch-con”

“that button-up makes her look like she’s going to futchcon”

“i went to futchcon and everyone knew you” - @hagicent on twitter

“she got the wrong memo and thought it was futchcon” - @jaxshauna on twitter

by izaruru December 20, 2025

Lakynn Futch

A fat dyke.

Hey is that Lakynn clay Futch

Lakynn Futch a dyke

by DhhdbsbsbanJ joeeee December 4, 2019