flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 2, 2010

bung fungus

a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack

Gary wiped his bung fungus across Shelia's toothbrush. LOL.

by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013

fungus dripping

The act of taking lsd and mushrooms togethers

Bro: yo I was so fucked when I was fungus dripping last night
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier

by marshwallow May 15, 2018

face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015

Fungus Juggler

A drug dealer who exclusively deals mushrooms.

"Man, I haven't tripped in a week, I need to head on over to the fungus juggler."

by Big Chief Smackahoe May 17, 2009

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020