by Beans burnt July 22, 2020
by Big Chief Smackahoe May 18, 2009
when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.
Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."
by flaplover February 02, 2010
a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack
by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013
When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.
I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.
by King Jabuscuss June 27, 2015
Bro: yo I was so fucked when I was fungus dripping last night
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier
by marshwallow March 23, 2018