Tesla fuckchain

According to Questionable Content it is an esoteric sex act involving electricity, enemas, amniotic fluid and screaming. It is best performed atop a Delorean, but a Firebird will do in a pinch.

"Did you hear that Felicia Day, Adam Savage, and Wil Wheaton were killed while performing a tesla fuckchain at Comic-Con?"

by Xendragone July 27, 2009

fucktardiness

it is the nice way of saying that you are taking too fucking long to get ready to fucking go.

we'd be on fucking time, bitch, if it weren't for your fucking fucktardiness.

by bitch is always fucking late January 5, 2008

fucktangular

#brexit is the obvious example of a fucktangular omnishambles

#brexit is the obvious example of a fucktangular omnishambles

by Dubius Status December 4, 2018

Fucktaping

Making a fucktape. The act of creating amature porn. Different variants include "hardcore fucktaping" or "booze fucktaping" and even "drugged fucktaping".

Jeff: You and Sarah still up for the Fucktaping tonight?

Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?

Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.

Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.

by Fucktaper! June 28, 2010

fuckstrain

Noun:
1. Someone who causes you immense amounts of pain, opposite to sexual pleasure.
2. Someone who causes someone to strain themseleves during sexual intercourse.

1. "Ahhhh Bush is the biggest fuckstrain of em' all!"

2. "That Bitch is such a fuckstrain!"

by DELTA EPSILON July 23, 2004

fucktarding

to behave in a fucktarded manner, to fucktard

Steph, stop fucktarding around.

by hsggbshs May 30, 2008

Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.

"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018