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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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freeloading

A person who is a freeloading is a person who is basically using you -- most often for a place to live/room and board: a place to stay permanetly if they can or just to crash if necessary; a free meal ticket; drugs; clothing; transportation; entertainment, and money-- basically whatever they can get their greedy lil paws on. If at some point you become obsolte or unusable to the freeloader they will usally find another host body (usually a wealthier one) to feed off of. Freeloading requires one to be extrememly manipulative and kniving.
person 1 : I wanted to help my friend M out and invited her to stay with me for a while but she ended up freeloading off of me and sucking me dry of all my recorcources (as stated above); eventually I had to kick her freeloading ass out. She eventually even found a job but still didn't make any attempt at restitution, which is common among freeloaders.

person 2: freeloading is the lowest form of any of these other forms: couch surfers, phrogs, sqatters etc.. because they are usually friends who knowingly betray your trust and are usually just in it to use you. Freeloaders are basically just users at heart and people should be careful of letting freeloaders into their homes, because once they are in they do NOT like to leave.
by Magdelana September 28, 2006
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Freedom, NH

A pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of Conway.
If you're looking for modernization, you've come to the wrong place.
There are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types.
The name comes from the town seperating itself from Effingham, the next town over.
A town without stoplights or gas stations.
It's population more than triples during the summer, when all of the tourist come to visit. The closest mall is an hour away. It takes about two seconds to get to the Maine line. The closest highschool is a 35 minute bus ride. The people aren't too bad, if only there were more of them.
On the plus side, there's an ice cream shop and a pizza place, plus the crime watch is always low.

After a while it's decent, you get used to it.
Bob: I just moved out of Freedom, NH
Fred: There goes half it's population
by abcdefghi! September 28, 2008
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freeloader

A freeloader is someone who exploits chances to get free stuff whenever possible.
1) Lil' Kid John never did learn any manners. He especially had a hard time figuring why he shouldn't hog all the candy from the free candy bowl at the shop.

2) Jack had all the connections he needed and knew where all the parties were. Thus every night he didn't have to pay for the alcohol nor the dinner. Nobody liked Jack.
by Lazareth Link March 2, 2005
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Freedom Grillin

Tailgating the way a grown man should. Cooking a monster slab of ribs on a full size gas barbecue on the back of your SUV. Not squatting next to a cheap-ass pile of tin covered in ash poking your weenies.
I got to the game 4 hours early for "Freedom Grillin" with Ted and about 10 pounds of cow for the Q.
by Kevin "Tiny" Jones September 4, 2005
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freedom treatment

Publically declaring a foreign government to be an enemy that stands in the way of "freedom", committing war upon said country, and then extracting both the natural wealth and markets for a small minority of investors in both the invaded and invading country.
Iraq was going to allow oil to be exchanged in currencies other than the dollar, so they were given the freedom treatment.

The freedom treatment doesn't work when people actually fight back, so it's important to demonize them in the global community and the UN as much as possible.
by madric March 7, 2012
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Freelo

Free elo/progression due to the opponent being ass
Brody21 is freelo
by pandashavecocks69 October 12, 2021
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