fomp

fomping is when a girl stands on her head while pooping and lets it run into her vagina, and then proceeds to have intercourse. i had to make up a definition for this word because pornolize.com uses it, and neither i nor any of my friends have been able to find a definition for it.

i think you can figure it out from the definition...

by neathery nuts March 26, 2005

FWOMP

1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.

1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

fowlpescetarian

A person who does not eat red meat but does not turn away foods such as turkey, chicken, and fish.

My sister, the fowlpescetarian, after making faces at my beef stew, raved over my fried chicken.

by Jennn July 24, 2008

fowp

Fat Over-Weight Penis

Silent Bob is very fowpish.

by SteelKunin March 16, 2009

Foomp

The sound effect your girlfriend makes when she hits you in a playful way.

Babe look, *Foomp*
Shuddup Babe, *Foomp*

by Bearfox21 October 21, 2013

fomp

The sound made when falling flat on one's face after a complete plastic surgery makeover. A la Darth Vader uon reconstrunction.

First seen: iharthdarth comics on Livejournal

"Dude, they powered him up and he then he just fell. With a huge fomp."

by MarthaMay July 20, 2008

foomp bomb

A flat, usually round rock that can be thrown into the water. After being thrown high in the air, the rock enters the water vertically, and hardly creates any splash.

When hit on the head by a foomp bomb, the results can be quite disastrous.

by Miriam Anderson September 3, 2005