fooped

when you start to fart and end up poopin, unlike shart where you think it's a fart but it's a wet shit.

Mike had some bad gas, and by the look on his face you could clearly see he fooped.

by cheapshot May 03, 2006

foop

an unnervingly loud bowel movement; a contraction of fart and poop; related to but not synonymous with shart

The convenience of a public bathroom in close proximity to her workspace, outweighed the mild annoyance of an occasional foop.

by Hector Fisterbottom February 11, 2018

Foops

Condition in which you fart while taking a poop.

I was trying to talk on the phone in the bathroom, but the other person in there had a major case of the foops.

by bmsnell April 01, 2011

foop

v. This happens when you fart first and then a little poop comes out. The total opposite of shart - meaning to shit and then fart.

Yesterday I fooped and had to go to the restroom to wipe.

by imacowhunter March 06, 2006

foop

A less offensive word to replace a widely used swear word starting with the same letter. Originated from television when swear words are bleeped out. Also used for people/persons who's name(s) has been surpressed in court.

You're a motherfoopin towel!
What the foop did you just do to my household insurance?!
The woman who allegedly raped the kitten was foop MCfoop.
Foop I shouldn't swear anymore.

by ravenhiss September 15, 2003

Fooping

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."

--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

by BradS January 04, 2007

Fooping

The act of masturbation while pooping.

I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.

by EpicBobbyBlast July 23, 2010