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fluffer

(noun) a person in the adult entertainment industry whose job it is to give male porno stars blowjobs in order to get them ready to perform.
Where's my fucking fluffer, goddammit!
by secho January 18, 2003
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fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.
*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied
by Xaviance-lord of riverdance April 25, 2004
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Emotional Fluffer

Similar to friends with emotional benefits. More commonly a boyfriend/girlfriend without the rewards. Typically a guy/girl friend used for the emotional benefit out of a relationship, while the physical benefit is being taken care of by another guy/girl one has no emotional connection to.
Nick: I'm your emotional fluffer; I'm there whenever you need a guy. You want a cup of tea, I'll make it, you lose your phone, I'll call it.
Jess: You're my friend! That's what friends do.
Nick: I'm your boyfriend without the rewards.
by spjwhisperer October 11, 2012
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fluffier

In the porn industry a paid stage hand so to speak who's job duties and description include but are not limited to getting the porn star erect and ready for his stage performance Techniques are likely to include rubbing sucking fondling pumping jacking the actor off to a point shirt of orgasm and applying makeup and lubricant as directed.
Porn star Big king James prefers Maria as his fluffier because with little time and effort she can have him ready for show time.
by Sluse-Pad May 4, 2014
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FLuffee Talks

This a comedian who is on youtube and is HIGHlarious. His catch phrase is "Hey whats up" and he talks about alot of different bizarre stories
Hey what are you doing after school, because Im going to watch FLuffee Talks.
by FLuffe Talks Fan May 12, 2009
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Trump fluffer

Spicer is a wonderful Trump fluffer. He really knows how hard Trump is!
by Gekko!!! March 31, 2017
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corporate fluffer

A person who excels in a company simply by sucking cock, or being a kiss ass.
Oh, him? He got to the top by being a corporate fluffer. Another one of those, "the employees, have to be qualified, but the managers don't."
by Knowledge Pimp September 15, 2004
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