flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010

the flats

short for the resteraunt tijuana flats.

yah dood, me and my friends go to the flats every wednsday after school.

by darsnot January 28, 2009

flat

someone who can't play music for shit.

take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.

by bob the unbuilder April 8, 2007

FLAT

WHEN fine women,lady,girl, has no big booty just flat like a flatscreen t.v

hey look at that girl with a flat screen booty.

by tyren perry April 11, 2008

flat

-Without boobies
-Not well endowed
-'A' cup
-Asian

Chee Wong is flat. I can iron her shirt while it is still on her.

by siDeSwiper66 August 29, 2008

flat

As Flat as a kippers dick.

That woman has no boobs shes as flat as a kippers dick.

by Steve November 6, 2003

flat

1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high

Let's go get flat tonight.

by Church of Kaleb September 6, 2005