A term used to describe a person that doesn't follow through on plans that had been made, whether the plans were of important nature or not, there always seems to be a fantastically unbelievable, or stupid, reason behind this person leaving his/her friends hanging. To not follow through is to flail, or leave hangin'. When skills are developed in particular areas, displaying creativity and talent, one is considered an artist. To show skill and creativity in blowing off friends, for a legitimate reason, or from plain laziness, is a Flail Artist.
"I should have known, even though we talked yesterday about how I really needed a ride to work today, he blew me off, I'm sure hes got an awesome excuse, damn it he always does this, hes such a Flail Artist.
by Cuddle1Puddle July 02, 2010
1) A fictional weapon rumored to exist in half-life 2 that consists of a dead rat attached to metal handle used for swinging at the desired opposition.
by Bettermann February 28, 2005
When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!
Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?
Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?
Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki February 21, 2016
Bag-flailing is when a person empties the contents of their backpack, satchel or purse onto floor of friend/relatives home trying to find something in the scattered cluster fuck of said bag.
Do you mind if i bag-flail on your floor so i can find my car keys, I don't want to do it on the sidewalk and look like a junky.
by Zambler a.k.a Renniks Foog September 10, 2013
waving your arms around in an entertaining fashion to confuse your fans and make them think you can still dance.
1: Did you attend The Circus Starring Britney Spears?
2: Hell no, I'm not paying $100 to watch her pass off her arm flail crap as dancing for an hour and a half.
2: Hell no, I'm not paying $100 to watch her pass off her arm flail crap as dancing for an hour and a half.
by Craig Dylan February 27, 2011
When You Encounter A Magikarp In Pokemon And All It Can Use Is Flail.
An Even Bigger Epic Flail
When Said Magikarp Beats You Using Flail.
An Even Bigger Epic Flail
When Said Magikarp Beats You Using Flail.
1) "Magicarp Used Flail! Nothing Happened." Haha Epic Flail
2) "Magicarp Used Flail! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE" OMGWTFHAX!
2) "Magicarp Used Flail! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE" OMGWTFHAX!
by xStarwolfx April 11, 2011
by Dundreth July 24, 2010