flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022

flabbergasted

Just so shocked and confused

Johnny was flabbergasted of the racist thing he just said

by Colin Ogle May 2, 2022

Flabbergaster

A word used for mouth 👄

Shut you flabbergaster

by Snz June 13, 2023