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When man encounters a red head and beds hers. While boning her he realizes she is a firecrotch and quickly pulls out a shovel and extinguishes the fire, killing her.
"Dude I pulled a firefighter last night."

Other guy: "Good, one last firecrotch on the planet."
by mufasa dog December 9, 2008
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Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
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The firefighter

Lighting a match and putting it in an asshole so the burning end is out and shoot your load to put it out
by mustangman April 29, 2005
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seman firefighter

when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.
Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!
by Joanna Arbaugh April 3, 2008
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firefighter

when your fucking a girl you light her pubes on fire and jizz to put it out...
her pubes were on fire so i had to fight that fire with my semen!
by dirty penismonger May 13, 2005
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alaskan firefighter

When you are having sex with your mate and you ignite her boobs on fire and put it out with your cum
by Wtf is this shit March 19, 2014
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firefighter

A firefighter is a man or woman who is trained to put out fires, either in a building or wildland, as well as to provide medical care. A firefighter is either a volenteer, an on call, or career.
Whats this vincentv. guy thinkin, a firefighter is either a man or woman doesnt matter, ill say odds are he isnt a firefighter, hasnt been in any trainning, nothin, just thinks its so. Guys like him are fuckin duches, none of my captains would stand for that shit.
by BGthefirefighter January 17, 2008
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