A ferzal is a strange breed of mammal that was created in particularly seedy laboratories by scientists looking to make the next step in sly,sleazy elongated rats. A cross breed between a ferret and a weasel was the likely choice for this and so the ferzal was born.
You will find examples of ferzals in many social groups as an explosion at these labs caused a massive outpour of these creatures into society once they escaped the damaged labs.
You can spot a ferzal by their lack of upper body strength, extremely seedy composure and an unjustified high opinion of themselves. They will fail to stand up for themselves or their friends in volatile situations but later profess the opinion that they could have layeth the smacketh down if they had wanted to.
A common misconception is that the word should be called "fersal".However the use of the letter "Z" is due to the laboratory they were created in being owned by the "Zeal Zeal" corporation.
You will find examples of ferzals in many social groups as an explosion at these labs caused a massive outpour of these creatures into society once they escaped the damaged labs.
You can spot a ferzal by their lack of upper body strength, extremely seedy composure and an unjustified high opinion of themselves. They will fail to stand up for themselves or their friends in volatile situations but later profess the opinion that they could have layeth the smacketh down if they had wanted to.
A common misconception is that the word should be called "fersal".However the use of the letter "Z" is due to the laboratory they were created in being owned by the "Zeal Zeal" corporation.
Hey do you want to call down to vinny shonks?
No fuckin way man, hes a ferzal.....sound enough sometimes though
No fuckin way man, hes a ferzal.....sound enough sometimes though
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Usually the scummiest of all scum.
You KNOW you have come across a Fezza when you see somthing resemballing a ghost comming towards you in baggy over sized pants, multiple layers of tops (despite it being a 40degree day) top layer MUST consist of a baggy hoodie and a cap.
Eyes are usually sunken in n dopey, slanty, watery n YUCK after hangin out in some dark hiden place smoking a few bongs aka. weed with other fezza'z.
Their convasations will consist of nothing but Sluts they have apparently fk'd in the most random positions (keep in mind its probz BS, the only way to tell if ther stories are true is if they have aids - coz ne1 slutty enuf to go near them would defs have aids), also ther fkn siicck as graff peices n bombing trains.
Sometimes they might even talk about ther MASSIVE BIG weekend that they are still recovering from, that consisted of them hiding out in some really scummy place too high off god only knows what to even move!!!
Usually use words like KHUNT, MAYT... or sentences like
who the fuck do ya think yu are khunt, your fkn O.D'in me mayt.
OR
howz ya misses going son, herd yu fuckd the bitch so hard she was screamin ya name ya sick khunt, so how much longa till the mini yu mayt?
Usually the scummiest of all scum.
You KNOW you have come across a Fezza when you see somthing resemballing a ghost comming towards you in baggy over sized pants, multiple layers of tops (despite it being a 40degree day) top layer MUST consist of a baggy hoodie and a cap.
Eyes are usually sunken in n dopey, slanty, watery n YUCK after hangin out in some dark hiden place smoking a few bongs aka. weed with other fezza'z.
Their convasations will consist of nothing but Sluts they have apparently fk'd in the most random positions (keep in mind its probz BS, the only way to tell if ther stories are true is if they have aids - coz ne1 slutty enuf to go near them would defs have aids), also ther fkn siicck as graff peices n bombing trains.
Sometimes they might even talk about ther MASSIVE BIG weekend that they are still recovering from, that consisted of them hiding out in some really scummy place too high off god only knows what to even move!!!
Usually use words like KHUNT, MAYT... or sentences like
who the fuck do ya think yu are khunt, your fkn O.D'in me mayt.
OR
howz ya misses going son, herd yu fuckd the bitch so hard she was screamin ya name ya sick khunt, so how much longa till the mini yu mayt?
person 1 -OMG, its like 40degrees and that Fezza is dressed for winter
person 2- i know, and look at that thing that he probz calls his GF next to him
Person 1- i Know, they make a sunny day seem such shit
Person 2- yeahh, they smell too... makes me sick,
person 2- i know, and look at that thing that he probz calls his GF next to him
Person 1- i Know, they make a sunny day seem such shit
Person 2- yeahh, they smell too... makes me sick,
by tapthat! February 25, 2009
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