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Federal Way 

This is a quaint little establishment based mostly on the import and export of violent criminals and druggies. if you are there at night, you'd better not be white!
man 1: yeah i'm in federal way

Man 2: RUUUUUUN BITCH RUN!

Federal Diplomas 

Legal tender (cash) in the form of legally minted paper bills.
n. Federal Diploma ->A single legally minted paper bill of a positive financial value such as a $1 bill, $5 bill, $100 bill, etc.
"Bob got a college diploma to get a job that will allow him to earn the federal diplomas that he will need to get a Ferrari."

"That stripper wasn't impressed by the number of inches of your junk; only the number of digits on the federal diploma you gave her."

Federal Gaslighting 

When the government claims to be giving more in benefits, stimulus checks, or Cost of Living Adjustments…. But changes regulations so that the supposed change in favor of citizens is simultaneously recouped.
The check might be an extra thirty, but watch out for your other benefits—Bet it’s federal gaslighting.

Federal Swagg 

Having so much swagg that the government wants to tax it to get out of debt
Have you seen Johnny lately? He really stepped his game up. He's rockin' that federal swagg
Federal Swagg by Holddeeznutz June 27, 2011

federal jake

A federal Jake refers to a jokster who always makes you laugh because they are stupid dumb.
Lol, Stiles you a federal Jake.
federal jake by Federal Jake February 12, 2018

Federal Way 

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.
"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"
Federal Way by Magic 8 Ball October 16, 2008