fartsmasher

person or animal who stands above all others in the field of flatulence.

"Ever heard John after Turkey dinner? Wow, he's such a fartsmasher"
or
"I love my boyfriend, but he is such a fartsmasher!"

by tinklebot November 4, 2012

Farmster

one who sees the population shifting back to urban dwelling and, therefore, invests in inner city commercial & multi-family real estate or urban infill because it's a very cool thing to do. In farming urban real estate, he/she tends to watch it grow and he/she likes it because he's/she's smart and he/she likes making money without having to actually work for it himself/herself. He/she also likes driving past his/her holdings and saying to their friends/parents/children "See, we own that".

The farmster, though somewhat ahead of his/her peers financially, maintains a rather humble demeanor. (May also own Berkshire Hathaway Class B shares that he/she got for his/her bar/bat mitzvah or 21st birthday...in other words, not rich, but respectable).

NOT to be mistaken for a farmer with a hipster vibe. EVER.

"Jason thinks he's all that now that he's a farmster. He's totally into San Francisco multi-family."

by CapitalFarmsters.com October 13, 2013

fartduster

Someone who cleans up after an old man farts dust.

Wow that old man just farted a bunch of dust, I hope the fartduster will get to that shit soon.

by Jacob-the-liar February 5, 2015

Firemaster

Basicly a Try-Hard at every fucking game in the Universe.

Look at Firemaster over there Try-Harding on Brawlhalla again.

by Thonking August 24, 2017

Firemaster

Basically a Try-Hard at every game in the fucking Universe.

Look at Firemaster over there try-harding on Brawlhalla again.

by Thonking August 24, 2017

fartmonster08

Intense farting coming from your basement.

Oh my God I just heard a fartmonster08 let's go check it out.

by I'm uknown January 14, 2021

Farteater

When you trap a fart and then stick the jar in someone's face. Then the fart goes in the person's mouth if it's open and then the person basically eats the fart.

That dude made me eat that fart. I'm a farteater!

by datboi101lol February 22, 2021