Bro: yo I was so fucked when I was fungus dripping last night
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier
by marshwallow May 15, 2018
a collection of lint, shit, dingleberries, pubes and toilet paper typically found at the top of an unkempt ass crack
by Dr. Steve McBreffstank August 29, 2013
when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 11, 2019
Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015
by Big Chief Smackahoe May 17, 2009