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Short for "Fuck The Slit"

When a man stabs a woman in the side with a knife and then penetrates the wound for pleasure.
You just got to get in there and FTS.
FTS by runner 13 April 27, 2008
Related Words
FTS FTSB FTSU FTSIO FTSC ftsk ftso FTSW ftsch FTSE
As many people has adapted to FML, fuck my life. The trend has caused the FML sensation to be abused and used in unnecessary events. Thus replacing FML with FTS. FTS means Fuck The Situation. It's a smaller and lighter tone of FML. People who typically say FML about everything should use FTS. The world isn't over because you scuffed your precious shoes or because you have 4/5 blocks of battery life left on your sidekick. Get over it. FTSFTW!
Idiot - F*$# ! I left my gum at home! FML!
Smart Idiot - Correction. FTS..
Idiot - What?
Smart Idiot - Fuck The Situation. Only because your life isn't over because you simply forgot your gum at home. Go buy another 30cent pack of gum. Kids in Sudan would literally die for it. Whose got it worse?
Idiot - Wow, FTS..
For the sex.
FTS by JAMBAN July 13, 2010
stands for ->
For The Seme

similar to For The Win
except for use only when speaking of yaoi, and/or fanfiction
the oppisite of FTU
for link and dark link i am so dark link FTS!!! (this satement is usually fallowed by multiple yaoi fangsms and EXTREAMLY anoying squealing sounds)
FTS by namelesswisdom July 17, 2010
Fuck This Shit . For times when FML just isn't working .
Ex 1 : ' I got an F on the biggest test of the year ? FTS . '

Ex 2 : ' My best friend just stole my girlfriend . FTS . '
FTS by AngrierAndAngrier December 11, 2011
"fts man she isnt worth it"
or
yea man! fts she is a total whore!
FTS by the only cmags October 23, 2011