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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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Frosted Flakes

Dude, I just got myself some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.
by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020
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frosted flaked

When you fuck a girl and nut all over her and tell her you’ll call her the next day and you guys make plans but you end up flaking (bailing on plans) her and never seeing her again
Ron- Remember that blonde from last week?
Ray- yeah bro what about her

Ron- I Frosted Flaked her ass
by Blazinonrez May 10, 2018
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Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes
by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018
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frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.
When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.
by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016
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frosted flakes

a derogatory term for a flaky or shady acting white person
omg did you believe that frosted flake at the store that just threw my change at me

omg did you see that that frosted flake just ignored me like that, played like i wasn't even there

frosted flakes don't speak back when you speak to them
by wHaTzYoNaMe April 26, 2017
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Frosted flakes

Tasty cereal 😫by Kellogg’s
I like the cereal frosted flakes
by Naughtytoe March 11, 2021
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