Jewel received some fab-foreplay when her boyfriend phoned and emailed her everyday before arriving home from overseas.
by JimmyJoeJet March 31, 2008
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by Atf&Wme November 13, 2016
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When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
Get the Copy Machine Foreplay mug.This is for those of us who like to shop for clothes, for occasion specific clothes and who like to think about wearing those clothes to the occasion.
definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.
definition: buying clothes for an event far in advance of that event.
My friend is going on a cruise. She reports she bought a lovely linen skirt for the cruise.
When is the cruise? I ask.
oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.
When is the cruise? I ask.
oh, not until after christmas, I am indulging in some wardrobe foreplay.
by mzpearlie July 27, 2009
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Man: "Look at those two assholes! They're weaving in and out of traffic! Stupid dicks are gonna kill someone!"
Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."
Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."
by David T. Watts May 30, 2007
Get the car foreplay mug.The tricks you do to a failing console in order to make it play games. Usually the tricks make the problem worse in the long run, resulting in longer periods of foreplay as time passes. Here are some examples:
-Constantly restarting a PS1 or playing the in-game music as an Audio CD 'till the PS1 finally starts the game. Sony used poor quality CD drives for the original Playstation and the PSOne, which failed after some years, resulting in the console not being able to start a game (it either throwed an error, or read the game CD as an audio CD). The trick mentioned above warms up the drive and temporarily solves the problem. Unfortunately, those constant start-stops of the CD drive make it wear out faster.
-Blowing on a NES cartridge so the NES can "see" it. Nintendo made the American version of the NES look like a consumer electronics device, including a VCR-like loading mechanism. Needless to say, it was poorly made and failed over time, and the pins of the cartridge didn't made proper contact with the pins of the console anymore. By blowing into the cartridge, you sprayed a thin layer of humidity on the pins, which helped them made contact (though most people thought it was dust being blown away). Unfortunatelty, the humidity gradually oxidized the pins and made the problem worse.
Not to be confused with go wild with the solder iron, which involves an real attempt at repair instead of silly voodoo tricks like the above, and may actually result in a pernament fix.
-Constantly restarting a PS1 or playing the in-game music as an Audio CD 'till the PS1 finally starts the game. Sony used poor quality CD drives for the original Playstation and the PSOne, which failed after some years, resulting in the console not being able to start a game (it either throwed an error, or read the game CD as an audio CD). The trick mentioned above warms up the drive and temporarily solves the problem. Unfortunately, those constant start-stops of the CD drive make it wear out faster.
-Blowing on a NES cartridge so the NES can "see" it. Nintendo made the American version of the NES look like a consumer electronics device, including a VCR-like loading mechanism. Needless to say, it was poorly made and failed over time, and the pins of the cartridge didn't made proper contact with the pins of the console anymore. By blowing into the cartridge, you sprayed a thin layer of humidity on the pins, which helped them made contact (though most people thought it was dust being blown away). Unfortunatelty, the humidity gradually oxidized the pins and made the problem worse.
Not to be confused with go wild with the solder iron, which involves an real attempt at repair instead of silly voodoo tricks like the above, and may actually result in a pernament fix.
Guy 1: While I blow on this NES cartridge, you keep restarting that PS1...
Guy 2: Damn console foreplay. Maybe we should buy a new NES and PS1 from ebay.
Guy 1: Nah... they will probably have the same problems.
Guy 2: Damn console foreplay. Maybe we should buy a new NES and PS1 from ebay.
Guy 1: Nah... they will probably have the same problems.
by Dim__K December 17, 2012
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used as to telling the person that you're about to have sex with that you don't want all of that shit before and you want to get straight to it!
used as to telling the person that you're about to have sex with that you don't want all of that shit before and you want to get straight to it!
her: hey sexy, let's makeout - maybe i can give you a blowjob!
him: nah, no foreplay. let's get straight to it
him: nah, no foreplay. let's get straight to it
by noforeplay June 20, 2009
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