Florals for spring

Something that is to be expected.

Friend 1#: My new baby was crying all night!

Friend 2#: Right, right florals for spring.

by Jayyyyyyyyy! July 9, 2025

Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

ditzy floral

A name for a popular fabric design with a usually white background and many randomly placed small colorful flowers. You would see this pattern on something light and fun like an Easter dress or your grandma's pillowcase

Ditzy floral

by Petrifiedchicken March 7, 2024