Floral necrophilia

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

ditzy floral

A name for a popular fabric design with a usually white background and many randomly placed small colorful flowers. You would see this pattern on something light and fun like an Easter dress or your grandma's pillowcase

Ditzy floral

by Petrifiedchicken March 7, 2024

feline floral relocator

FFR is the most awesome invention in the field of botany!

The feline floral relocator has really helped me-owt!

by zazababycat December 10, 2024

Floralba

Floralba is a person who is so sensitive, sweet, kind and loveable. She will always have your back and if you are really close to the person make sure you never screw up the bond you 2 have because loosing a Floralba will be the worst thing you’ve ever done. She is the type of person you could and should tell everything to. She gives great advice and will always be the realest. She seems to know a lot and is very artistic! But don’t get on her bad side or she could and would beat a bitch

Have you talked to Floralba, she’s so sweet

by Dongding1999 February 5, 2019

Flora

The most amazing person on this planet. Such a beautiful, hardworking, inspirational girl. You can trust her with you’re life. She’s the best friend you can ever get and if you have a friend like her you’re the luckiest in the whole planet. She doesn’t yet know her worth and at many occasions underestimates herself. She’s insecure at times but that’s the way life’s forced her to be. She won’t only know you well but she’ll understand each and every emotion of yours even when you don’t convey it in words. Be it a good or a bad day she’s always going to hold you’re hand and take you ahead in life.

Flora is my life.

by MaUdFl February 4, 2018

skratta du flörlar du

The swedish way of saying “you laugh, You lose”. Commonly heard in the latest 2017 PewDiePie you laugh you lose videos.

“skratta du flörlar du”

“What?”

“You laugh, You lose!”
“Why didn’t you use English?”
“Because I have nothing better to do.”

by Lil Fence December 9, 2017

A.C. Flora High School

Shitty school. Old as hell with teachers who can't teach. Shout out to Mrs. Snelgrove, great teacher. You too Mr. Hess. But anyway, this school is extremely old, overprices there pizza and gatorade machines, and has an really annoying principle who can't understand that you don't have to scream into the intercom in order for it to work.

-James O.

I wish I never had to go to A.C. Flora High School..

by Lyion September 4, 2016