trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
by ylecyod March 25, 2010
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Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out
babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again
by Braden Fredericks September 05, 2017
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Fire Hydranting

Squirting on end for hours and hours and splashing all over the place.
Becky found a new man who made her get to fire hydranting.
by 307Badger March 29, 2022
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Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming
After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla December 28, 2015
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Fire Hydrant Vagina

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla December 28, 2015
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fire hydranted

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others
by Derek jeter August 19, 2015
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California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
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