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La Familia

The Family- You pledge loyalty to it at all times. This version of the family is not your mom dad cousin aunt uncles. Its a protective crime family.
Welcome to The Family!
Your Part of The Family now!
by Jim April 17, 2005
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Familiarant

A restaurant popular among a group of friends and/or family members. An eating establishment that is visited often.
Mom: hey I don't feel like cooking tonight. I'm going to just go pick up a 20 piecer from KFC.

Kids: Alright! Goin' with the familiarant! *jumping high five*
by Starshadow January 16, 2010
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Nuestra Familia

NF eNe catorce

A gang started in Solodad in the 1960's. It was formed in Solodad to protect northern/central California Mexicans from La eMe/x3 who thought they were farmers because they didn't dress/act like they were from LA. Basically they are the prison version of Nortenos. They are the largest gang network in NorCal(2nd largest in state). It is allegedly ran from inside Skeleton Bay SHU.

Their enemies are pretty much all Nazi/racist gangs and all the scraps (eMe/Surenos/mara/any other X3). In a lot of situations they work with black gangs against the scraps or white power gangs.

Identified by wearing the color Red, lots of Nebraska football clothing/hats, and hella NF tats.
Nuestra Familia is to Norte what La eMe is to Surenos/mara.
by d0sha November 9, 2007
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la familia michoacana

la familia michoacana is a Mexican drug cartel located in the state of Michoacan. They kill other Mexican drug cartels for territory and power. They're signature is cutting off the heads of their enemy's.
- ay miras ese vato que esta ayi, dicen que pertenece a la familia Michoacan.
-hey you see that dude right there, they say he belongs to la familia Michoacana
by LaLoca01 April 24, 2010
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familia shit

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.
What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.
by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009
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familiarbroccoli

a super nice and funny guy on tiktok that simps for almond cookie from cookie run
i love familiarbroccoli hes so cute and funny <3
by THISISNOTMOSSSTFU June 26, 2021
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familial dementia

The anxiety, worry, despair and insanity a person may feel or deal with regarding any small or large family interaction or assembly; this is usually based on the perceived right and responsibility of kin to be annoying, to be annoyed and disgusted with you, to be rude, unsupportive, condescending, derogatory; to question and disapprove of everything you think or do “on principle”; to basically butt heads and accept this mutual condemnation because “love means never having to say you’re sorry” (the only situation in which this idiotic & insane epitaph could possibly apply).
Vivian dreads her annual family reunion picnic so much that this familial dementia mutates into insane schemes, such as supposed tropical diseases or covert government secret missions, the details of which she cannot reveal even to her mother, in order to keep herself from having to attend.
by ChezCinque August 21, 2011
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