Jahelyn Escobar

Bro like what like the October person is nothing like me anymore anyways I'm close to 300 but idk usernames thegazpacho currently tbh yk? Like the ones from chowder okay ig my last one was pisspile

Person 1: wow jahelyn escobar is really hot the fuck ALSO WHAT GUYS IM NOT RELATED TO PABLO ESCOBAR BUT LIKE ONCE GOING TO SCHOOL MY DAD DROPPED ME OFF AND A KID SAID HE LOOKED LIKE HIM AND LIKEE HUHHH DAWGG

by Thegazpacho June 9, 2021

Antonio Pablo Escobar

Often a word to describe our friend speltokarn

Antonio Pablo Escobar!

by Brattlof January 30, 2018

Escobar Snowstorm

The act of funneling 1 kilogram of cocaine into one's asshole, proceeding to fart on their partner.

I've thrown three hamsters in the microwave after me and my girl did the Escobar Snowstorm.

by Lord Von Schlonger November 14, 2021

sophia escobar

the most attractive human being on this planet

Sophia Escobar is the most beautiful girl in the entire world!!

by kcidrub nitsua April 26, 2020

eddy escobar

definitions of Eddy escobar are too much but here are some of them sweet, kind, lovely, strong, gorgeous, sincere and hot!

I love you eddy escobar! ❤️

by Faisalxx March 7, 2021

julio escobar

A name used when you need to speak to someone, that is fearless, sexy, tough, a complete badass, and don't know their name.

Ay yo Julio Escobar looking kinda thicc.

by Julio Escobar I October 4, 2020

Escobar’s revenge

Synonymous with coke shits.

Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.

Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.

by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022