Evert

A swaggy motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and fuck bitches

Evert is a stoner

by f4cts123 February 6, 2015

Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.

Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert

by Judas Zala July 10, 2011

Expert

A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar

A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.

by Electric Ave April 7, 2020

Everton

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.

We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.

by Mick D August 29, 2003

everton

The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.

Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM

by DannyEFC September 12, 2006

expert urinal

The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.

I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.

by Se7enLC December 17, 2006

African Expert

Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''

Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu

Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.

Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily

by MasterJesus771 December 27, 2018