Crazy Eddy

A hero of epic stories and legends. Over 900 years old he has conquered death and retired to his poon palace on mars. Occasionally seen on Earth when he must complete a quest. He was stationed at Zarganzig's Castle for many years and left in 1643 the day before the Whiiple Creek massacre. The massacre took place on that day because his departure gave the Asexual Trolls the courage to attack. Has killed over 467 men with his bare hands. Genghis Khan's right hand man

"Dude i haven't seen Crazy Eddy lately"

"Probably hitting up his poon palace with some Slam-A-licious babes"

"Trusay Dr. Butt Pirate"

by Gerdemann25 August 4, 2007

Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy

a funny show on cartoon network bout 3 boys from canada scaming all the neighborhood kids for money for their beloved jawbreakers.

Ed's y'all rock man.

by Patrick Dron December 5, 2003

Ed, Edd n' Eddy

This is a show on cartoon network that started January 4, 1999. This is the best show ever. I dont like people who dont like it.

Hurry we will miss the new Ed, Edd n' Eddy episode
I want the box set coming November 2006.

by Shadow Inmenn June 16, 2006

bent eddy

when you are jerking off and you put your legs and ass up against the wall and lay on your back and cum all over your face.

i tasted cum for the first time when i gave my self a bent eddy.

by Zach Heacock July 22, 2003

Eddy

They are really cute, handsome, funny, etc. They are always by your side when you are feeling down. Eddy's are quiet, but yet fun to be around, they always try to find a way to make someone laugh. When they love someone, they just stare at them weird but not to weirdly lol. He is very loyal but gets jealous. When he See's her hugging someone else, he feels heartbroken.

Her: Look it's Eddy, he looks cute.
I heard he is single and loyal, should I ask him out?

You: hell yeah you should, he'll treat you right and love you.

by Your mom dick May 21, 2018

Frozen Eddy

the act of using a frozen mud rod as a dildo or masturbating device.

I couldn't get it up last night so she had to use the frozen eddy i saved for her later.

by duckarse March 4, 2007

Eddy perc

A percolator on a water pipe made by glass blower Tommy Garrison that spins the water as you hit it resembling a river eddy.

Holy shit !! the water spins just like a river eddy on this Eddy Perc dab rig !

by Tombombilla June 7, 2018