The Largest And Thickest bird on earth. Emus cannot commit fly, therefore they must eat their over sized feathers. Emus grow from large Thicc dark green eggs the size of your hand. You must avoid baby Emus, They tend to tear ligaments from humans. If you see an Emu with lots of feathers it's Emo, give them love and attention and blast rock music.
Kid: “mommy what is that?”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”
by ChickenLittle Eating McChicken October 23, 2019
Get the Emumug. a drug dealer with an extremeley huge ass and cant find pants to fit his/her huge ass
a fugly biatch who does drugs
a fugly biatch who does drugs
by IrockLikeAship (mel) October 14, 2004
Get the emumug. Blink 182 etc play a style that is refered to as emo music, Emu is really the same music just produced in Australia.
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).
by Benjamin Werner December 28, 2005
Get the Emumug. by illiterate rockstar May 9, 2006
Get the emumug. by my shootaz speak sign language July 30, 2019
Get the Emumug. Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius
American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*
by LordPapus March 1, 2017
Get the emu warmug. by russianicerink August 21, 2022
Get the emu otorimug.