EJ

EJ is a tall, lanky guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you will undoubtably get lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.

"that's the EJ that tried to suck my toe blood!

"EJ is so good at basketball."

"I ran out of worms, I think EJ is gonna kill me!"

by Horse_Boy_20 November 30, 2021

EJ

Nut in someone's mouth!

Hey look at the guy isn't he the guy who EJ'ed that guy.

by Adolfie June 15, 2022

EJ

to ejaculate in your friends mouth while they're asleep on the couch

"he EJ'd in my mouth while I was asleep!"
"It's just a prank bro"

by dabossdud June 8, 2022

ej the dj

ej is alright i guess

yooo is that ej the dj?
yea she gw all of fourth year at the last mexx

by … January 28, 2023

Ej bekot

Ej bekot means go fuck yourself in latvian

Ej bekot kārli

by Bennettorsomeone December 19, 2021

EJ Randall

A person with a square head (Carlos Magallanes) because the character has a big square head.

Whoa! Is that guy an EJ Randall?

by DAWDUIHAWIUDHAW July 28, 2021

EJ

A person who enjoys spending time at home and not always going out to work with Co-Workers is called an EJ. A EJ can still have a good time going out with friends, and enjoy other aspects of a normal social life, but prefers to be home. EJ's may like to be alone, or with family at home, or have friends come over.

Young Jake was going to go out but decided to pulling an EJ and stay home with Basil.

by JoeCarps November 1, 2023