Mei Dyson (it's pronounced 'May') is a crazy hot Australian Supermodel. She's basically a ninja who tries to keep her friends and family in the dark about her fame and career.
by JennieFromDaBlok October 17, 2018
Get the Mei Dysonmug. The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.
Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
Get the Dyson Air Ballingmug. I-Dyson-I go into league play
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"
by The Chosen One September 1, 2014
Get the I-Dyson-Imug. by addisteaj May 3, 2017
Get the Dyson ball vaccuummug. (Noun)
D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.
(Noun)
D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
D-AY-s-uh-n1: A mediocre vacuum.
(Noun)
D-AY-s-uh-n2: A short child with a man-bun; a kidmudgeon.
1: My Dyson is so old I am throwing it away.
2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
2: Dyson is being so annoying I think I'm going to ball him into a sphere with a 16 inch diameter ball and punt him all the way into the exosphere!
by vacuumcleenr November 16, 2021
Get the Dysonmug. (Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
by AnaVaille September 28, 2025
Get the Certified by Dysonmug. Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.
Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"
Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."
Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"
Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*
Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."
Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"
Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*
by Starfire16 April 7, 2022
Get the Dysonmug.