Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Emily Dyer revolution

Two gay people and an ally that main Emily Dyer

"UNTIE ME FROM THIS DAMN CHAIR DAMN IT EMILY DYER REVOLUTION "
"DECODE THE CIPHER EMILY DYER REVOLUTION"

by sunghoontoelicker June 14, 2022

Dyer

Usually the richest family on the block. I’m a dyer so I would know. The dads name is chad and his kids just got back from a 70k a year army navy academy. The Dyers oldest son owns an online buisness. knightbikeselectric.com The father is the COO of Vail resorts.

The Dyers are so rich

by andrdyer July 2, 2022

Greg Dyer

He's a big nonce

Greg Dyer is a big nonce... your mum

by anonymous February 24, 2022

ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

Harley Mitchell-Dyer

A guy always asking for tips, and is secretly a serial killer who lives in the middle of fuck-ass nowhere. Goes under the alias of 'Three Finger Bandit'.

That Harley Mitchell-Dyer is a funny bloke y'know?

by Whyisitalwaysme September 28, 2025