Screaming Duct tape

When you patch a piece of Duct tape to a person, rip it off, and (while in pain with their mouth open) , cum in their mouth

Why are u putting a piece of duct tape on me?
RIP!
Owww!!!!!!
Squirt.
What was that?
I did a Screaming Duct tape on you.

by Lee2bron April 17, 2011

Playing a duet on skinflutes

Two male homosexuals engaged in mutual oral sex.

Doug and Chad were playing a duet on skinflutes.

by Timebuilder March 29, 2011

duckets

Legal tender. Dinero. Cash money.

Yo, I know I got the duckets here somewhere. Bling!

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

il duce

Originally Mussolini's title for himself during World War II, meaning "the chief" in Italian. (The second word is pronounced 'DOO-cheh'.)

In modern slang, a particularly well-crafted blunt. This sense surely derives from the close similarity of the phrase to "ill dutchy.

Sometimes, by extension, applied to a master craftsman of blunts.

Someone as good as Ian doesn't even go by his own name anymore... to us, he is only "Il Duce".

by Shiney May 25, 2005

Dixie Duet

While penetrating a girl in the ass, you place a saxophone (or similar instrument) in her vagina, thus double penetrating her. Upon reaching climax you pull out of her, and cum in the bell end of the saxophone. You then take the saxophone, place it in your mouth with the bell up to the girl's face. Then you blow very hard on the instrument, so that the semen flies out of it onto the girl.

I'm crazy, I gave this girl a Dixie Duet last night.

by BigMK88 October 3, 2012

dropping a duce

1. taking a shit
2. making number two

I missed the end of last night's game 'cause I was dropping a duce in the can.

by Jim's friend June 2, 2008

Ducati Dreaming

A time in a young motorcyclist's life when he or she is fed up with their inadequate Japanese motorcycle and wants to trade up for a Desmo Ducati but can't due to lack of funds. This is also a common activity done by ducati owners when during the winter months or on days unsuitable for riding.
Victims of Ducati Dreaming can be spotted in a class or work setting, browsing through ducati vids on youtube or visiting Ducati.com

Teacher: Joe, is what you are looking at on ducati.com have anything to do with psych 101?

Joe: Sorry professor I am suffering from Ducati Dreaming

by Josef Campbell January 5, 2010