douche nozzle

An inssult that will replace the Douche Bag because it is so much more offencive.
Damn that douch nozzle he stole my gonads.
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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douche nozzle sucker

The most extreme level of douche. This person has gone way beyond a douche, beyond a douche nozzle, all the way to a douche nozzle sucker.
"Dude, keith is SUCH a douche nozzle sucker."
by silly girl :) August 04, 2009
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Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!
The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.
by Mr. Incr3dibl3 February 19, 2011
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big douche nozzle

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.

Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?

first person: Actually, yea it was!
by Frankrossetti Isahugedoucher August 05, 2010
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douche nozzle

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle
by Maak Young January 03, 2008
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sir douche nozzle

1.A person who usually has slight authority or seniority to others around them and tells others what to do in a dicky way.

2. Bosses people around with a negative attitude while looking down to them.
You would never believe what Sir douche nozzle just told me to do, Who's that? Steven after his promotion
by medicineballer April 07, 2017
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charizard douche nozzle

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.
John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!
by jigglypuffer:) December 01, 2010
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