dogger bogger

The term for "dog" used by people who are obsessed with guns and freedom, and like to drink syrup and half&half.

"Look at that dogger bogger chugging half and half while shooting a .45 through a portrait of Stalin. FREEDOM!"

by Treesus Christ March 26, 2014

Doggert

A canine that has evolved past the understanding of our concept of understanding.

"All praise Doggert, may his light protect us in the darkest of times."

by Noah Craig January 8, 2022

Coffee Dodger

An individual in your home or office who avoids making a new pot of coffee by filling their cup just enough to leave a minimal amount behind. The remaining dregs comprise roughly 1/4 to 2/3 of a standard cup, a magic threshold that keeps the Coffee Dodger from feeling obligated to brew a new batch.

"I was late for a meeting because some coffee dodger left a couple of sips in the pot and I had to brew a new one."

by Austin, Brian September 20, 2012

Salad Dodger

An excellent phrase for an overweight person

by Karlito April 20, 2003

Puddle Dodgers

When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

by Quaver Raver October 31, 2009

cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006

dogger

a person who jogs with their dog

This morning, I almost hit a dogger on my way to work.

by meow woof meow February 22, 2010