Doomsday Raider

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out

Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo

by OldDogg April 28, 2021

doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.

"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."

by heresthestory February 9, 2017

fat doomsdays

When you puff the biggest or fattest cloud you can

Brandon:dude my vape puffs fat doomsdays

by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018

Doomsday Bunny

A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"

She never prepped for the end of the world because she wanted to be a doomsday bunny.

by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020

Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time

Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!

by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022

doomsday syndrome

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.

“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”

by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024

Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023