1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
by Happenstances August 26, 2012
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Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
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A town on the island of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.
Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
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Mr T: Whoa, I'm picking up 34 Dildons on my TI Super Dildometer!
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
Chuck Norris: Someone has alot of dildoes around here!!!
Your Mom: Oh, that's just me. ;-)
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Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
by Moppe April 11, 2009
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An insult to refer to someone only fit for dildos with hands
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That man is such an 'Edward Dildohands'
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