by crap magnet May 25, 2003
1. A homosexual woman who has an aggressive proclivity toward straight women.
2. An militant lesbian who steals straight women from their boyfriends.
2. An militant lesbian who steals straight women from their boyfriends.
Cole: That lesbian stole my girlfriend from me at the party last night.
Christopher: What an Alpha Dike!
Christopher: What an Alpha Dike!
by Rocco Anzicek July 19, 2011
A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.
"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."
by KWB March 14, 2005
by pigfucker44 May 2, 2011
A lesbian female that resembles a male, who dates a single mother and loves the child as if it were their own....They create a family.
Daniel left Tisha and her 3 kids, but Ebony proposed to tisha and now Ebony is officially a step dike.
by Lovelylilass April 27, 2017
Shut the fuck up your a van dike
by SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK63 March 26, 2019
by Avabean334 January 2, 2023