Dickskapades

When someone is acting like a dick and trying to put shit over on people.

He was up to his sneaky little Dickskapades last weekend.

by Big Mama Squeenge August 11, 2011

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

by Tierz June 30, 2009

dicklap

A dicklap is when all the fat from your fatass stomach overlaps your tiny dick so it can't be seen.

Fatass patrick Kippert probably has a dicklap with all that fat stretch on his belly, and we all know he has a small zub.

by Kyle Smith July 5, 2004

dicklap

This is when a small penis is overlaped by fat or stomach so nobody can see it.

David "fatass" Dixon has a dicklap because he is a fatass with a VERY small dick . Sucks for him he cant jack-off .

by paul k. July 4, 2004

Holy Dick Slap

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020