Dickpinch

A man who likes wet shower hair.

Liam neeson is a dickpinch.

by Futassman8383 June 17, 2019

Dickmunch

When u shove ur dick in a garbage disposal

Joe was in the bottle room and accidentally performed a dickmunch

by Fuckmypussy5 June 24, 2021

Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.

-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.

by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022

Dickmuncher

Dickmuncher is a what you call something a dickmuncher

Guy1: YOU DICKMUNCHER
Guy2: nah

by Owl_Boi February 20, 2023

dickmunching

The opposite of a meatriding and glazing.
A dickmuncher is someone who hates something so much that they can't shut up about it.

Friend 1: Man the last of us was such a good show!
Friend 2: I hate that stupid fucking show.
Friend 1: could you stop dickmunching please.

by DickMuncher27 November 26, 2023

Kentucky Dick Punch

When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch

They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!

by TNDSE May 23, 2019

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023