Someone whom has a significant other but continues to flirt aggressively with disregard for their significant other. Common symptoms of shady dickens includes deactivation of Facebook (to avoid being tagged in pictures) and has multiple mobile devices to call different significant others in different countries. The successful shady dickens is able to balance all aspects of his/her relationships without being detected.
by shady by association July 23, 2013

by Noahherrm01 October 5, 2018

A Mother Fucker that sucks Dick!
by Verozz September 10, 2019

by mostacheman November 12, 2015

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.
You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.
by GotchaB April 26, 2021

When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.
Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.
by Enter Romero August 21, 2012

by Abcdefghijksmd January 30, 2020
