David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
by NuvoChic February 14, 2021
a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
by bwebe August 31, 2016
Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 07, 2023
The male genitals are buggin
by andi elefsen January 21, 2023
"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
by stringy skeet May 02, 2019
by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017
by Rogaaas August 13, 2015