DEEZE NUTS

ha got em'

"do you know dee"
"dee who"

"deeze nuts...ha got em"

by yungflojo April 20, 2015

deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.

#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!

by stinky nuts May 11, 2003

deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what

You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass

by Tyris Truitt March 31, 2020

deez nuts

The end of a retarded joke in order to make others feel shortchanged for knowing someone dumb enough to utter it.

"Want two CD's?"
"Yeah."
"Want to see deez nuts?!?"

by Looch May 12, 2003

deezs nuts

deezs nuts

suck deezs nuts boiiii

by deezs nuts February 22, 2017

deez nuts

the testicles of a male

person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!

by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 01, 2003

deez nuts

these nuts / testicles/ balls

Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz

Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer

by Bemoneyg December 04, 2005