December

Destroy Your Dick December

This is for anyone that passes No Nut November.

Fred: Hey, I passed No Nut November. You know what that means?

John: Nope.

Fred: It means I can participate in Destroy Your Dick December.

by PhatBoi81 November 04, 2019

December

Ladies this is your month! December is eat pussy month. You already know you want it, but now you got a whole as month dedicated to it. So let yo mans (or girl) know that Santa isn’t the only one who’s supposed to be eating cookies this month

“Omg it’s December, imma go home and eat out my girl”

by Alabama bien and raised yeye November 07, 2019

December

A repeat of October slap anyone's ass

Yo slap there ass it's December slap ass month

by Nike yogurt November 26, 2020

December

Since people are worn out from slap ass month and grab ass month, it is now dick twist month. So watch out boys, you’re about to get a purple peen.

*twists dick* “OW what was that for?! Oh wait it’s December.”

by Urmuumgayy69420 November 03, 2019

December

It’s NO cuddling December. All of December you are not aloud to cuddle with ANYONE.

Bf: hey babe do you want to cuddle?
Gf: we can’t cuddle it December

by Madi16 November 06, 2020

December’s

Free slap months

Hey slap my ass it’s December’s baby

by Ooooppppppppps December 07, 2019

December

If you were born in December your very hot,cute,sexy,loving,caring,and funny.

The doctor:when’s your birthday?
Me:December 7th

The doctor:okay...wait...LuCkY
The doctor:December birthdays are the BEST

by Oh wOwOoOoOo November 09, 2019