He thought he set up the pedofile and faked it... when he just fell into a trap that he set up for him...
by James Porter December 9, 2003
Get the pedo-defender mug.A strange and insane person who has a very peculiar obession over Secret Squirrel, Cyborg 009, Earthbound, sugar, and likes the videogame character Ness. Unforunely the person doesn't like Sailor Moon.
by Crystal Maskuia September 17, 2003
Get the Defender Moon mug.One of the greatest chads on ifunny. Ebic crusader and slayer of furries. Everybody likes defender. Only people with severe mental disabilities dislike defender.
normal person- "Defender of the Holyland is such a great guy"
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
retard- "I dernt lerk defredner"
God- "You don't deserve life"
retard- *turns to ash*
by Happylad October 10, 2018
Get the Defender of the Holyland mug.The most important job for defenders is to win their one-on-one battles with the attackers.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.
Defenders are the most feared in a team with their ability to make game-altering tackles.
Defenders get stuck in and force the Forwards to do something special if they want to get past them.
by Jess5755 August 26, 2022
Get the Defender mug.Yeah, well you see how your thing kind of intersects with my thing, huh? Except in reverse. I think I did a casual heresy at some point. But yeah, you were being unfairly maligned. You're right but you're wrong.
Hym "Don't publicly execute me for being a Tate defender or anything but that isn't REALLY sex trafficking. It's not even close to the real thing. The real thing is horrific. Think about it for a second. You're getting your groceries one day and a guy sneaks into the back seat of your car as you get in the driver's seat, he grabs you, pulls you into the back seat and his friend hops in the driver seat and just drives away. This is a real thing that I saw on Facebook. You are somewhere. Indefinitely. Maybe even permanently. Some guy is just the boss of you. You're locked in a cage. Forever. It's not great. Always keep your doors locked."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Get the Defender mug.A common insult meaning a guy walking around with a massive superiority complex, claims to have OCD and thinks that every girl talking to him secretly likes him, where in reality he is a massive hypocrite who can't follow his own rules, is good at nothing, and only gets dry replies from girls.
by Gypsy joker July 8, 2025
Get the Devenderan mug.by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003
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