Douche Nozzle 

an insult commonly used by middle schoolers or someone with the maturity of one.

"shut up, douche nozzle!" or "Greg, stop being a douche nozzle."

Douche Nozzle by MotoMastah82 May 17, 2015

douche nozzle 

Basically a level 10 asshole.

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.

douche nozzle by Fancay November 20, 2015

Douche nozzle 

One with an excessive quality of douchiness. Someone who does moronic actions for the sole intent of douchifying everybody's day.

That douche nozzle just cut me off in traffic! I'm gonna ram my car so far up his ass he won't be able to shit for a week!

Douche nozzle by Everyone's Favorite Nerd March 24, 2016

douche nozzle 

A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.

Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.

douche nozzle by larryu July 19, 2016

Douche nozzle 

/noun/ad•jec•tive/
Another level of rude, inconsiderate and/or non-amicable jerk face.

Cool guy 1: "Mr. King is a stalker."
Cool guy 2: "What a douche nozzle."

Douche nozzle by RockinSanDiego December 17, 2016

Douche Nozzle 

A person who you don't really want to talk with or be around, but for whatever reason, you end up needing to.

"The only way I get to go to that party is if I 'm that Douche Nozzle's date!"

Douche Nozzle by TravCharJess January 22, 2017

Douche Nozzle 

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019