A triangular chip produced by Duritos for a limited time. The chip had pocket of air in the center and a trademark smell. This smell overcomes you when the bag is opened, it can only be described as smelling like vomit and wet dog. Contrary to the smell, the chips actually tasted quite good.
by fudgejammer August 23, 2011
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by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017
Get the Doritos mug.To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.
Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.
by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016
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Get the doritos mug.- Occurs when someone sees something very obscure, such as a bag of Doritos, and experiences a moment of enlightenment, inspiration, or revelation
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
- Derived from when Gregory House, M.D. suddenly diagnoses a patient while not being in the same room space and usually when talking about trying to have sex with Dr. Lisa Cuddy with Dr. James Wilson, his only friend or when watching television and playing with his one red and blue ball
House and Wilson are walking down the hallway and Wilson comments on House's use of prostitutes. House is about to retort with a smartass comment when he realizes his patient has Trichomonas vaginalis, which is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Wilson's comment involving prostitutes was House's, Bag of Doritos.
by Dr. Eric Foreskin February 19, 2009
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Nicole: Gibby! I knew you were hiding Doritos in here!
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
Gibby: Sadly, no. God had cursed me with doritoisomnimousphiosis.
by OhNizzOandGibbyiO May 24, 2010
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2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.
2. A woman taking a dump in a urinal.
1. "Carl did some pelican doritos to that kind man over there."
2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
2. "Jacqui was caught doing pelican Doritos again!"
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