A Donnie is a guy who sucks beyond all belief. Literally his suckness knows no bounds, and is so huge it literally cannot be fully comprehended by the human brain.
Person 1: dude did you see how much of a Donnie that dude was at the bar last night?!
Person 2: for sure if my girl could only suck as much as a Donnie does when giving me Hummers I would be in heaven!!!!
Person 2: for sure if my girl could only suck as much as a Donnie does when giving me Hummers I would be in heaven!!!!
by KBeasy21 February 5, 2023

Donny is someone who you just want to slather in a thicc coat of marinade. When you see his extravagant handlebar mustache, you'll think, "that needs to be topped off with some lawry's herb and garlic marinade with lemon juice."
But be careful, if you try and marinade him too much, he might escape from his shackles while you're washing dishes and tip toe out of the house, and you'll have to chase him with a butterfly net.
Get yourself a Donny- they're your best friend. When you go on a picnic, they'll definitely not forget the marinade for your marinade. And of course, he can make the best home-cooked marinated marinade.
But be careful, if you try and marinade him too much, he might escape from his shackles while you're washing dishes and tip toe out of the house, and you'll have to chase him with a butterfly net.
Get yourself a Donny- they're your best friend. When you go on a picnic, they'll definitely not forget the marinade for your marinade. And of course, he can make the best home-cooked marinated marinade.
"Wow! This marinated marinade is so delicious, Donny, I hope we get married so we can marinade together!!!!!!!"
by strummedonny May 29, 2018

Donnie usually has a nine in her and pulls all the brunettes. He is very smart and is the best at sports. He has lots of friends and has sex daily.
by Jimmy fortunately January 9, 2019

Praise which has no value/of less value than had it come from a more esteemed person.
I.e. when Donny Osmond gave out the first ten of Strictly Come Dancing 2014 as a guest judge, it wasn't the same as receiving the first ten of the series from one of the permanent judges.
I.e. when Donny Osmond gave out the first ten of Strictly Come Dancing 2014 as a guest judge, it wasn't the same as receiving the first ten of the series from one of the permanent judges.
I really hope Sir Alex picks me to play for Manchester United. My uncle said he'd put me in the team, but that's a bit of a donny.
by enchantedorchid November 1, 2014

Donny is sexy
by You and me are family May 10, 2019

Sloth, his alias is greasy garvis
Tall slender creature usually shoots dice with other gorgonites in the back alleys
Usually seen wearing black hoodie may be mistaken for town rapist his famous catch phrase is yeeeeah whenever someone says it you know donnie is near. You cannot look him in the eye or u will go blind.
Tall slender creature usually shoots dice with other gorgonites in the back alleys
Usually seen wearing black hoodie may be mistaken for town rapist his famous catch phrase is yeeeeah whenever someone says it you know donnie is near. You cannot look him in the eye or u will go blind.
"Oh shit whos the dude sittin in the corner playin yu gi oh"
"Oh thats Donnie"
" Dont look him in the eye or ull be blind"
"Oh thats Donnie"
" Dont look him in the eye or ull be blind"
by Eric Lohr March 19, 2009

by u.p.s. we love you donny March 7, 2008
