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Dirty Sanchez 

Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.
Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.
Dirty Sanchez by Bettlejuice February 3, 2017

dirty sanchez 

when anyone male or female stick there finger up his or her ass and rubs it along someones mustache leaving a horrible smell
corey gave that kid a good dirty sanchez
dirty sanchez by cma05wl November 26, 2009

Dirty Sanchez 

1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.
1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez
Dirty Sanchez by Mister Meat December 13, 2009

dirty sanchez 

A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.
The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.
dirty sanchez by gmen44 January 18, 2010

Dirty Sanchez 

When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.
Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.
Dirty Sanchez by rodgers39383 December 19, 2007

Dirty Sanchez 

Wario from Nintendo games. His moustache and Spanish-like tone all contribute to this popular nickname for the character.
Wario: It'sa me, DIRTY SANCHEZ!
Dirty Sanchez by B-RAM June 28, 2007