A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus December 14, 2015
Jan: "So, did Greg make you swallow again last night?"
Marcia: "Yeah, but I kissed him right after, ha."
Jan: "Sounds like he got his just desserts, hahaha."
Marcia: "Yeah, but I kissed him right after, ha."
Jan: "Sounds like he got his just desserts, hahaha."
by Doc Irysch December 24, 2009
by NANA HAZELSTUFF April 07, 2005
The sampling of desserts that usually takes place at a Buffett setting involving two or more people with exceptional taste buds. Numerous desserts are sampled and rated by flavor, texture, and color. The desserts are placed in order of best to worst, the best two are usually consumed while the others are generally discarded.
by Interdimp July 12, 2015
She doesn't drink, smoke or swear, but put a piece of pie in front of her and she turns into a real dessert slut.
by Rickdb April 08, 2011
When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 09, 2019
n./v.tr.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.
To ejaculate into a full rectum after which point one proceeds to pull out and spread the buttocks. Upon achieving relaxation of the anus one may proceed to utilize the tongue in order to scoop out the feces freshly topped with semen.
Serves up to 4.
Caution: May contain peanuts.
A: Hey I'm heading to Alberto's for a Hot Lunch and maybe an Alabama Hot Pocket. Wanna join us?
D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.
D: No thanks! I'm meeting up with Vlad. He wants to try my Hot Dessert again. Hopefully it turns out this time. Last time it was a little runny and we didn't even have any napkins. He had to use his shirt to wipe off his face after he licked my serving dish clean. Anyway I thought you weren't talking to Alberto anymore after the whole Angry Pirate thing.
by Dyl Busto September 18, 2010