Liquid Dessert

(n) a slang term created for Johnnie Walker Gold Label Reserve. It is due in part to it's obvious and almost unmistakable resemblance in taste to cake and ice cream, but in whisky form. It is also one of the four key ingredients in a Johnnie Bomb.

Robby: Yo Nick try some of my Gold Label Reserve.

Nick: Ok. *takes a sip* That's gross it tastes too much like dessert to me.

Robby: It's Liquid Dessert.

by Johnnie Bomber June 10, 2014

Dirt Dessert

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.

Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?

Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.

by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019

Order Dessert

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020

if you made a dessert it would be dry

this means if you were to have sex you wouldn’t be able to get wet

excuse me but if you made a dessert it would be dry

by thebestgyoullevermeet April 15, 2022

Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett June 4, 2007

having fingers for dessert

After eating, the act of gagging yourself on your fingers til you puke.

Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night

by George Burnett May 25, 2007

Queens Dessert

The act of milking a prostate.

The untidy act resulted in an unfortunate coating of queens dessert on his rubber glove.

by Smaknally October 30, 2015