Declan

~hey what’s your name?
-hi i’m Declan
~oh you must have a very sizable penis
-of course it is the epitome of large penises
by dilf96 July 30, 2020
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Declan

An amazing human who is really athletic and very good in bed.
Declan! You are very good in bed and can play rugby very well!
by amaidner August 07, 2019
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Declan

a little man who likes to flex his muscles and brags about the fact that his mum is a dentist and that he is rich because his mummy is dentist. he also has many girlfriends that he tongues with in front of all his friends but he doesn't do it in front of his mummy because she will beat him because he is not old enough to date (he is 15).
random man: look there Declan wonder when his mummy is gonna let him date
Declan: don't talk shit about my mummy
by a friend of declan March 17, 2020
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Fatass, loses in games all the times, an uncultured swine
by TheBiggestOfBois April 22, 2018
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a guy who cant touch he's toes.
Person 1: i'm not flexible at all
Person 2: you must be a Declan
by THE_DANKEST_MEMES July 31, 2017
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A funny god, but also ugly and dumb with a micro-peen
Declan is so funny but he looks like shrek
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A boy who gets on well with girls, but is often mistaken to be gay. No one ever knows if Declan is, but the boys think so.
Girl: Declan is a great friend!
Boy: You know he’s gay, right?
by BigSmoke9 October 15, 2019
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