December 19

Open a gift early day ;)

It’s December 19 go ahead and open a gift early

by Daddy Jewel December 19, 2021

december 19

national go fuck a blonde day

guy 1- hey imma go fuck that blonde

guy 2- why?
guy 1-bc it’s december 19

by alex310 December 16, 2019

december 19

Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.

hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19

by 110 c.c. August 23, 2019

December 19

National Jasper said the N word day, hard R and everything. Racist piece of shit.

“You fucking n*****” -Jasper, December 19

by JasperIsRacist December 22, 2023

December 19

National throw bananas at your family day

mom: why are you throwing bananas at me?
me: because its December 19, national throw bananas at your family day

by theydinosaur December 18, 2020

december 19

if you are born on this day, you are really nice and smart.

girl: yo whens ur birthday
new classmate: december 19, why?
girl: lets be friends

by Nico nico noiiiii December 11, 2019

december 19

national post your girlfriend day

Mike: “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Jake: “Yeah, why?”
Mike: “It’s national post your girlfriend day today since it’s december 19 and you didn’t post her!”
Jake: “Oh okay, I will right now.”

by girlwithwrizzfr December 18, 2022