Death by Penal Sphyncterotomy

A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.

Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

by someweido April 19, 2009

death by boner

When you get a boner so hard that you die.

Man! Lauren was so hot that day and my boner was so hard! That I had a seizure and died. It was an epic death by boner bro.....I'm a ghost by the way teehe!

by Trollololol September 4, 2011

Death by a Thousand Cuts

Taylor Swift song. Masterpiece. The BRIDGE!!! Taylor performed it live at Tiny Desk. Swifties have a meme with traffic lights. Taylor asks them if it's gonna be alright but they don't know.

A: Have you heard Death by a Thousand Cuts by Taylor Swift?
B: Yes! It's awesoME!

by AtinySwiftieStarlight October 19, 2019

Death By Mustache

Crazy hardcore punk band from Mississauga, Ontario.

Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?

Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!

by AOnly September 29, 2009

Death by Cone

The mode of death for the majority of those who did the vcaa 2010 methods exam one.

"Hey mate did you get the last question on the exam"
"Nope, no idea, that cone fucking killed me, Fuck you VCAA"
Death by Cone

by ANGRYSTUDENT2010 November 6, 2010

Death by Fish

A phrase which can either refer to an embarrassing death or alternatively, a deathly emarrassing incident. Originally created when a cardboard fish was torn up for palettes and someone placed each half of the fish on either side of their body, to make it look like they had just been skewered by a fish.

Example 1
"I hear that joe walked straight into town without any clothes on yesterday."
"Yeah, that was a death by fish!"

Example 2
A guy who was drunk, drove his truck up to a bridge, got some rope out of his boot, tied himself to his truck and jumped off the bridge. The rope riped his legs off and he fell into the river but because he didn't have any legs, he couldn't swim and he drowned.

by skid_mark December 24, 2008

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014